Name: Golf Cart
Duration: P00H04M32S
Description: Song about John's experience working as a golf ball collector at a driving range.

Golf Cart

from The Boombox Years (1992-1994) by Cheerful Convulsions

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Song about John's experience working as a golf ball collector at a driving range.

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(Ahhh)

Sitting here in my golf cart.
Picking up some golf balls.
Just strummin' the guitar.
Here comes Jacques.
That guy is a prick.

I listen to the engine roar on my golf cart.
Then it overheats.
Mmm....tears up the grass.
And here comes Brady.
No it's not Brady.
It's Jacques.

I curse on the golf course.
These members yell at me.
They go and tell my boss that I'm cursing.
It really pisses me off.

And then I get in a golf ball fight.
I throw balls at some kid.
I start laughing at him.
And then I fall in a hole.
And the balls fly in my face.
And it really pisses me off.

Oh my golf cart.
Oh Oh my golf cart.
Oh my little white golf cart.
Oh my little white golf cart.
I love you so.
Make me money.

And I love my golf cart.
But I hate it when the net is on.
Because then I gotta take it off.
And that gets me mad because it's hard work.

And if I don't do it right.
Then the whole net flies off.
And I gotta go fetch it.
And put it back on.
And oh that really sucks.

And when I'm putting it on.
There's guys hitting balls at me, which I don't think is nice.
Jacques sees it, and he gets pissed off at me.

I'm gonna go get my check now.
I put in my week's work on the golf cart.
Time to get my check.

Oooh my check.

Oh I love you golf cart.
I wanna marry you golf cart.
You make me money.
Yeaah, a golf cart.
You're so cool. Cool.

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from The Boombox Years (1992-1994), released January 29, 2015

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